So, I recently discovered that I can advertise on Facebook for about $.50 per 1000 impressions, and after playing with the demographics selection I learned there are about 74k women within 25 miles of San Antonio within my selected age range. So, for $37 a day I can show all of the women (more or less) in this area an ad… how should I wield such power?! By making a dating ad for myself obviously. It is a numbers game anyways right?
With that in mind I need some help. As with any advertisement for a superior product (me) it needs reviews so people know that it isn’t just all hype but has actual substance… awesome, awesome substance. I need reviews ladies. If you know me, have just met me or have only had the pleasure of hearing about me, write a review and I will put it on the little micro-site I am going to make for my dating ad word for word (good or bad). I will post every review.
You can either email them to me or just post in the comments below.
I know this is conceptually crazy but that is what makes it so interesting. Best case scenario it works, worst case plausible scenario it is an entertaining experiment that fails and I get nothing but trolls which would at least be interesting to see. (technically the worst case scenario is that everything ceases to exist but I doubt this will cause that).
He’s a big cuddly teddy bear, and I love the big guy! If you want truth, honesty, and an open mind… this is the guy right here!
Your awesome the way you are
so be yourself and find a lady who will let you be Jordan Rinke.
Jordan is a one-of-a-kind person and a true friend. He has thrown some of the best parties west of the Mississippi and has an outrageous sense of humor (He bought a Facebook ad for himself! If that is not comedy, I don’t know what is!) He knows some of the best dirty jokes you’ll ever hear and is as cool as the other side of the pillow. The real question is are you awesome enough to date Jordan Rinke?
+1.
Jordan is the coolest guy I know. In fact, last time I was at his house he was teaching The Most Interesting Man In The World how to be cool and motivating Tony Robbins to stretch to give his best. He also gave Charlie Sheen the phrases “bi-winning” and “tiger blood”.
I have only had the pleasure of meeting you once, and what a fun dancer to get down with! You totally didn’t care that I danced like Steve Martin from The Jerk, and, you got my jokes! Win win! I only wished we lived closer so we could hang out! Thank-you for your selfless gift of my fav. game
xoxo
Official Linux Girl
Hi, this is Mike Mayo’s wife (and I happen to be in advertising). Love the idea for this. I haven’t personally bought ads on Facebook, but I’m sure that they will let you narrow that 74K down to only the single women since they have relationship status info. I really like Marla’s comment above “The real question is are you awesome enough to date Jordan Rinke?” I would have the ad just say something like that to create enough intrigue that they will click the ad to find out more.
You are a genuine friend to all that have the pleasure of calling you “friend”. When you put your mind to do something, you see it through and put all of your effort into achieving what you want. If what you wanted was a girl’s love, she’d be lucky to have someone like you putting all of your effort into winning her heart.
Jordan is the type of guy who can always make you laugh, turn your day around, solve your biggest problem, and make you feel as though you are his only concern. His picture is next to the word “selfless” in the dictionary. He is also charming, witty, extremely intelligent, outgoing, successful, and, above all, genuine. He deserves someone wonderful who will not only appreciate these traits, but also someone who will reciprocate with their own strengths. Jordan is seeking a friend, a lover, and a teammate, all wrapped up into one amazing woman. Do yourself a favor ladies…join Team Jordan!
Jordan is insanely smart. I have honestly never met anyone as intelligent as he is being self-taught. He is also the most diverse male I know. His interests are all over the place and never-ending. How many straight dudes do you know that want to learn to sew? Lastly, Jordan cracks me up. He is boisterous, sarcastic and just an all-around funny guy. He is truly a fantastic human being and we miss having him around on a daily basis. He’s definitely a catch and any girl would be lucky to snag him.
This dude Jordan…hmm, what to say about this too cool for school guy?! He’s incredibly genuine and is always the life of the party. While he knows how to have a good time, he is also very intelligent and inspires in the workplace. He deserves a classy lady that can make him laugh.
Jordan Rinke , well hes a honest hard working wonderful friend. He makes me smile , Jordan is really funny, If you want to laugh have fun and be spoiled jordan is the man…. I forgot ,hes super smart…. =) lol
You’re absolutely, without a doubt, one of the funniest, most honest, most intelligent, and all-around most amazing people I have ever met. Every time I think I know just how unique you are, you surprise me once again, make an incredibly witty joke out of it, and then have me busting up before I have a chance to ask you what the hell just happened. It blows my mind.
He still remembers me after all these years. Thanks for being a great friend and keeping me in your list even after all of our Facebook/Twitter beefs.
The first time I heard about Jordan it involved a dance competition, where he smoked my sister. Now, my sister may not be a dancer so to speak, but upon first meeting Jordan you would never expect he moves as smooth as Usher. He has a sharp tongue, is very intelligent and underneath it all, a total softy. He has always been there to not only call me on my BS but offer support, whether it be emotional or intellectual. He is a great friend and truly cares about those in his life. He needs a woman who is comfortable enough to laugh at herself, is witty and will make him laugh as hard as he makes all of us. If you want to have a good time, Jordan is your guy.